A Sufficiently Advanced Parody is Indistinguishable from Madness

Would I murder for a jar of Red Rum? I would.


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13:35 Oh, fantastic. I hope this thing holds. bit.ly/aXZev8 (Cap on the BP oil well seems to be working)

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10:21 Think about it. twitpic.com/2598lg (But not too much, or your ears will start bleeding)

15:33 Sometimes math is is depressingly hilarious. 1980 is to 2010 as 1950 was to 1980. Think about all that implies.

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18:42 If this isn't the dumbest legal decision I've read this year, I'm not sure what is. bit.ly/9CcvcV

19:48 RT @paulandstorm: [P] Comedy. #hashtag #meme

14:17 Oh sweet. There's a @Red_Elvises show in town on Saturday. Now I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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18:09 I think this may be the creepiest thing on the Internet. bit.ly/cAozX4 Probably NSFW Real Doll factory photojournal.

09:43 I need to invent time travel so I can go back and kick past-me's ass for making terrible food choices at 2am.

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17:24 RT @mediapathic: Nice freudian slip from cop at news conference: "We will keep you all arrested as events continue"

18:48 It seems just a *tad* racist to assume there's going to be riots in Oakland because there were in LA, no? Not the same town.

18:48 After all, LA rioted when they WON the NBA championship. LA loves to riot. I think maybe LA is just a jerk.

12:09 Extrapolating the effects of adjusting the difficulty of old video games, to comedic effect: bit.ly/aNVteH

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17:11 Back at the airport again. This is starting to get a bit old. :-/

17:44 Why do people on planes fail so hard at kinesthesia? How do you people not know where your f'n limbs are?

19:54 Unscheduled plane switching bollocks.

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02:23 Damn video game time machine. Turn it on and instantly it's like 5 hours later.

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15:26 Had lunch at Il Vicino for the first time in ages. How did I forget about that place? Also, the root beer. Nom.

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21:06 In Vegas.
For 20 minutes. This is the least it can possibly cost to be here.

08:27 Back in the desert for the weekend. Time to get my green chile on.

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12:20 flailing about, packing, getting ready for flight to Albuquerque for the weekend. Only slightly panicking.

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