A Sufficiently Advanced Parody is Indistinguishable from Madness

FREEDOM
OF RELIGION: Mandatory Black Liberation Theology classes taught in all
churches - raise taxes to pay for this mandate. Put Rev. Jeremiah
Wright in charge...."

"DRUG CRISIS: Raise taxes to pay for free drugs for Obama’s inner-city political base...."

"2ND
AMENDMENT: Under Obama will only apply to gang-bangers, illegal aliens,
Islamo-Fascist terrorists, and Senator Jim Webb’s aide...."

"FOREIGN
RELATIONS: Appoint Rev. Al Sharpton as Secretary of State, Jesse
Jackson as UN Representative, and let Bill Clinton handle all other
"foreign relations" ... As long as Hillary doesn't find out...!"

"THE
WHITE HOUSE: Hire rapper Ludacris to “paint it black.” Taxes to be
increased to buy enough paint for the job plus spray-paint for
graffiti...."

"THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES: Raise taxes to send $845
billion, most of it to Africa so the Obama family there can skim off
enough for them to free their goats and live the American Dream...."

"NATIONAL ANTHEM: Change to the "Black National Anthem" by James Weldon Johnson...."

"US
CURRENCY: Update photos to reflect US diversity; include pictures of
"great Americans" such as Oprah Winfrey, Ludacris, Sheila Jackson-Lee,
Paris Hilton, and Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson (Obama's new
Secretary of the Treasury - 50 Cent refused position after learning
that he would lose his crazy check if he accepted the nomination)...."

"US
FLAG: Replace 50 stars with a star and crescent logo; red stripes
changed to green to represent Obama’s tree-hugging radical
environmentalism and his lack of experience. Flag lapel pins, having
become a substitute for “real patriotism,” will henceforth be
banned...."